Behold, the Alexander Weltecke Hay Flower Pillow - a mystical creation steeped in centuries of folk medicine. This pillow is no ordinary one; it is crafted from the finest Hay Flowers, a mixture of flower parts, seeds, and bits of leaves and stems, gathered from enchanting meadows. Each component is carefully sieved several times to ensure that no coarse stalks, dust, dirt, or sand makes it through, so that the pillow is pure and perfect.

Legend has it that Hay Flower Pillows help to ease the weariness of the soul, calming down cramped muscles and improving the elasticity of one's connective tissues, activating the metabolism and increasing blood flow. It has been used for ages by the wise ones of the countryside to bring relief from pain and fatigue.

By placing this pillow on the small of your back, you will be transported to a meadow, and from there, you can dance with the butterflies and the bees, and embrace the peace and calm of the countryside. However, beware; while this hay flower pillow brings comfort and relief to those who use it, it should not be used in open injuries or during acute rheumatic inflammation.

So, dear wanderer, now that you know the secrets of the Alexander Weltecke Hay Flower Pillow, let us take it with you on your journey through life. Heat it to 150°C in the oven, with two or three cups of water to enhance the moisture penetration. One or two applications a day as moist, hot compress - simply perfect for anyone seeking some well-deserved relaxation.